We didn't design this retro women's fitted ski suit to be the fastest on the mountain, though we peaked at 40 naughts when we tested its speed capabilities. We whipped this women's retro one piece onesie up with one thing in mind and that's the glorious post-ski glow that is the Après. Poutine flows through the veins and shot-skis slide down the ol' gullet faster than water down an elephant's long, smooth trunk. The Geodisiac one piece ski suit is designed with an ultra-beer proof material and tons of vents so you can spill all ova ya damn self and blast stinky toots at anyone who doesn't buy you a birthday shot.