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The Kentucky Fried Daily Double | Derby Roses Wrap Dress

The Kentucky Fried Daily Double | Derby Roses Wrap Dress

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May we present the KFDD Derby Party Dress... Is your super woke yoga friend dragging you to a Kentucky Derby party again even though you live in Sacramento? Did you get scolded last year for drowning your face in Mint Juleps to make up for your poor social skills? Then you've come to the right place. Don't feel bad. You might not know it from looking at us, but we're socially awkward too. And here at Shinesty, we design clothing that helps socially awkward people such as yourself avoid serious conversations. Slip this baby on and it's all they'll talk about, no chatter about kids, work, or who you're voting for. Feel free to talk about us. We'll be alone on our couches avoiding forced Southern social interactions all weekend.

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Regular price $28.40
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Regular price $71 Sale price $28.40